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lameborghini:

for being a teen girl i sure do talk about my dick a lot

(via glow-in-the-dark-life-of-mine)

Reblog this if you hate your weight.

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Source: all-she-needs-is-a-hug

swanepeols:

coldcoffeh:

when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds

shine bright like a white kid

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Source: coldcoffeh

robert-downey-jesus:

I SERVED A KID DRESSED AS IRON MAN TODAY AND I ASKED HIM WHAT HIS NAME WAS AND HE SAID IT WAS TONY AND HIS MUM SHOOK HER HEAD AND WAS LIKE NO HIS NAME IS JESSE AND I LOOKED BACK AT THE KID TO GIVE HIM HIS CHANGE AND SAID ‘HAVE A NICE DAY MR STARK’ AND HE GOT SO EXCITED AND RAN OFF WITH HIS SISTER IT WAS GREAT

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Source: robert-downey-jesus

allthefandomfeelings:

allthefandomfeelings:

remember that time when tony stark made a boner joke

#TO THE GOD OF MISCHIEF NO LESS #what’s even funnier here #is the fact that in norse mythology #loki was associated with rampant sexuality and boning everything that moved #and sometimes things that didnt #(most trickster figures are in fact associated with lots of sex) #but the point im making here #is that tony stark is implying that loki #god of mischief #can’t get it up #idk it made me laugh my ass off

#this scene got 817356 times funnier #avengers #carrie pls